You know how everyone has those memories? The ones which, whenever you think about, make you cringe internally? Maybe even kill yourself a little bit? Yeah. This is one of those memories.
It was back in the 9th grade when the most embarrassing moment of my life took place. I was embarrassed in front of the whole school.
You must be assuming by now that i must have slipped or fell really bad and don't I wish it were as simple as that.
Someone shit on me. Yes, you read it right! A crow shat on me and to make it worse, a crow shat on me while i was giving a speech to all my fellow school mates.
My right ear and hair was covered in shit while I continued rendering the speech. Yes, i did not stop talking.
Initially, I didn't realize that something had happened until the moment my ear started to feel a burning sensation. The shit was hot, literally.
Amidst all the students laughing at the situation, I started laughing too.
It is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
I still think of this incident and have a great laugh
This is hilarious. God.
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